long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator
Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me
I just bought a new, intimidating sketchbook, does anyone have any drawing suggestions?